It's National List Day!*  

Things that make me smile in a sad sort of way:

  • Patrick Swayze movies
  • Really old people holding hands
  • Getting the last slice of pizza
  • Three-legged dogs
  • Very chubby kids
Things that are impossible to do in a sexy manner:
  • Beekeeping
  • Juggling
  • Eating an ENTIRE spoonful of peanut butter
  • Cracking walnuts
  • Holding back a sneeze
Things that bother me when not done well:
  • Vanity license plates
  • Fake boobs
  • Quoting movies in conversation
  • Sandwich construction
  • Handshakes
Things that make you look like white trash, regardless of your actual social standing:
  • Drinking Arizona iced tea
  • Reusing grocery bags from Wal-Mart
  • Wearing anything with a Looney Tunes character on it (yes, even children)
  • Taking your kid in public with only a diaper on
  • Singing along with Ford F-150 commercials
*Before I forget, it's also National Give Jay $50 Day!

Bookmark and Share

30 Reasons to Live

Post a Comment