Miss randomness didn't find any of the others funny!
mmmmmm bacon. I'll give you ten theoretical dollars if you can tell me the simpson quote where Lisa names three pork products, and Homer being the lovable retard that he is, rejects her claims that it is the same animal.
the only thing that concerns me is that at a certain point, your heart will completely explode. eventually that graph will come to a abrupt change, but i don't know if a bacon-induced heart attack is actually enjoyable or terrible. could go either way.