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  • Monkey Girl  
    October 14, 2009 at 8:56 PM

    The graph should show, skinny jeans (female) vs. likelihood of yeast infection...
    Skinny jeans (male) vs. crotch rot.

    Everything needs to breathe in the nether region...

  • Cool as Folk  
    October 14, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    I love skinny jeans. On both guys and girls. The result of living in the hippest part of Brooklyn, I guess.

  • the projectivist  
    October 14, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    Also, the likelihood of skinny jeans looking vile rises and keeps rising exponentialy with age. After the age of 17 They're a no-go zone.

  • Ed Adams  
    October 14, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    Just barely made the cutoff, didn't ya?

    I was wondering where the hell my daily cartoon was.

  • Juice  
    October 14, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    ED Adams, I'm feeling the pain as well, I'm not sure what I'll do without Jay's witty antidotes of daily comic. Can we request that you make a side blog for daily cartoons?

    As for the skinny jeans, they suck on dudes. They also don't fit (On me). Have you ever been to a concert and the singers dick's all squashed up against his leg, you got to wonder what the advantages are with those jeans - well apart from the Jonas, no sorry, Hanson brothers come first, who require the high pitch girl squeal.

    Now on girls... Mmmm, excuse me but I like what your putting down. This all makes sense. Can I ask; Am I the only sick pervert who will admit to enjoying a big meaty camel toe. (I'm wondering if this is just stepping over the line or is it more a flying, dare devil, hey look at me, the old creepy dude in the corner, leap).

  • Fat Sparrow  
    October 15, 2009 at 12:23 AM

    Oh god, skinny jeans... I'm having flashbacks to the 80's, laying on the bed, wire clothes hanger in hand, desperately trying to get that zipper closed, and then having a friend help me up so I could return the favor for her. The days of all-cotton jeans were hell. Kids today have it easy, with their jeans with spandex additives, oh yes they do. Back in my day we had to shrink our jeans ourselves, and then take in the legs to make them super skinny.

  • Jules  
    October 15, 2009 at 3:04 AM

    Au contraire. Skinny jeans look good on skinny women ONLY.

  • The Peach Tart  
    October 15, 2009 at 4:04 AM

    You have to have the right body whether you're a male or female to pull off skinny jeans.

  • hotpants™  
    October 15, 2009 at 6:44 AM

    Skinny jeans are not for boys are men. The Jonas Brothers look like fools in those things.

  • E  
    October 15, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    You could also have a chart about attractiveness of skinny jeans vs. butt size. Just sayin.

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