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6 Reasons to Live

  • shine  
    October 5, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    You're funny. Why is it that someone hasn't decided to pay you to just be awesome?

  • Ed Adams  
    October 5, 2009 at 7:47 AM

    There's homeless people at Disney?


    That's why Jasmine offered to blow me for $20 last time I was there.

    FYI: Aladdin must be her pimp.

  • The Peach Tart  
    October 5, 2009 at 8:04 AM

    You always come up with the funniest stuff.

  • Juice  
    October 5, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    I don't understand the homeless one. So what your trying to say is that in disneyland there is an equal number of hookers, but fewer homeless then San fran. One could, from these few statistic's correctly assume that it's not that being a hooker in San fran pay's less, but rather a terrible rental crisis has left millions in the san fran area homeless. Or, is it that the hookers in disneyland are finding a better margin of clientele per hooker. It's difficult, because the chart is really just telling me proportionally how many hookers are offering Gash & knob as a service. Slightly inconclusive, but I'll end with a statement I think sums it up.

    You see this chart that Jay has helpfully provided is a depiction of post war anti-consumerism of the mid 60's. At the time it was believed that you were 'cool' if you were homeless. Carried by a surge in trend, millions of filthy homeless hippies following what was beleived as hip and travelled, cart in hand, to take up residence in San fran, where no doubt, they could share mantras of great nonsense and offer services from under the shade of many bridges. As for disneyland, at the time it was seen as more of a family place where good, hard working american citizens could reward there duties by taking the family on vacation. Unfortunately, it was found that the fathers of these hard working families felt less then rewarded at the end of the vacation. You see, when relizing that the money-vs-fun being spent was disproportinate to the vacations they had spent in collage, they soon started opting for different holiday destinations such as San Juan. Disney, seeing the potential decided to set up a adults entertainment buisness as profitable side project, appropriatedly disguised as hotel 69 - offering a decent wage and room free of charge, many hard working, possibly of mexican ethnic background travelled to disneyland to take up the residence. It was a hit with the hard working crowd. Meanwhile, as the fathers let off some built up spoof, it was possible for the mother and 2 1/2 delightful children to enjoy a pleasant day playing with scappy, the loverable goat.

    Did i get it right Jay?

  • Anonymous  
    October 6, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    My earphones have tried to murder me on countless occasions.

  • Tarra Slovan  
    October 7, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    every rite aid in los angeles has one singular homeless regular.

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